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Top Ten Reasons Miguel Cut His Hair

10) New FDA Rules
 9) Needed peripheral vision; kept falling off the stage
 8) He didn't; that's just a wig
 7) Well, it worked so well for Garcia
 6) Voice issuing from door knob orders him to divest
    himself of his tresses
 5) Horrible accident with Garbage disposal
 4) Girls' day out with Brenda and Lois
 3) Lily cut it off in hopes it might improve his
 2) Thinking of running for Police Commissioner
And the number reason Miguel cut his hair
 1) Whiplash
"Miguel, are you saying....?" Brenda/Lois/Lily/etc....
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