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Top Ten Reasons GH Has Been Really Bad Lately

10) Writers have been replaced by Pod people.
 9) Not enough screen time for Reginald.
 8) All the really interesting people are dead or missing.
 7) Chemistry in Port Charles is just another science
    class at PCU.
 6) Leslie Charleson and Stuart Damon haven't consulted
    their phone psychics this month.
 5) Writers HAVEN'T been replaced by pod people.
 4) Stories?  What stories?
 3) Bill Eckert suffering from PMS.
 2) Boxing.
And the number one reason GH has been really bad lately:
 1) No Ryan.