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Top Ten Things That Surprise Miguel

10) Newt Gingrich not a new name for Outback drink
 9) No holiday honoring The Three Stooges
 8) They don't really want him to sing at the Nurses' Ball
 7) PCU actually expects him to show up for class on time
    and take final exams
 6) The Sun, it has risen in the east...again!
 5) Not everyone understands his English
 4) No moose in Chocolate Mousse
 3) Tito Jackson was never a member of Menudo
 2) Puerto Rico... an island
And the number one thing that surprises Miguel
 1) Cows
"The cows are not what they seem." -- Launchpad, "Darkwing Duck" ~Twin Beaks~
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