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Top Ten Ways General Hospital Could Do Better In The Ratings
10) Miguel taken out and shot for the cold-blooded murder of the English tongue 9) Two words: kinky sex 8) Tony develops a stand-up routine 7) Puppy Raoul is possessed by the Devil; attacks Mother Nature's own Garbage Disposal and tears up the Quartermaine's best divan 6) Love triangle with Kevin, Lucy and... Sigmund 5) Garcia finally busts the notorious Prostitution Ring; Audrey and her nurses. (Yes, imagine Amy in even more make-up. 3) Mysterious cow mutilations near Toxic Incinerator 2) Ryan gets tired of Canada And the number one way General Hospital could do better in the ratings: 1) Cast Kato Kaelin as brilliant new brain surgeon"Some people without brains do an awful lot of talking." -- The Scarecrow ~Wizard Of Oz~