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Top Ten Things Edward Worries About

10) Who did Alan kill this week?
 9) Ned and Lois contaminating the jacuzzi with cold pasta
 8) Raoul won't use anything but the financial section for
    his paper training
 7) Jason trying to get him on the Nordic Track
 6) Tracy wanting to move back home with her new husband,
    Sven the Swedish ski instructor
 5) Reginald not happy with his last raise
 4) A.J. not very good at covering up his misdeeds
 3) Lila up to a pitcher of Bloody Marys a day
 2) Cook
And the number one thing Edward worries about
 1) Can't remember what the L stands for in ELQ

"I'll run interference for you." -- Ned