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Lila's Top Ten Party Tips

10) Invitations should be hand delivered
 9) Hide the television remote control
 8) Make sure to steer Monica away from depressing subjects
 7) Don't annoy Cook with last minute changes
 6) Don't let Edward play those old blues records of his;
    he gets all weepy
 5) Prevent Jason from giving the Heimlich maneuver to
    anyone who coughs
 4) Stock up on the twiglets in case Lee Baldwin shows
 3) Tell A.J. to stick to the subjects of the weather and
    everybody's health... on second thought just the weather
 2) Solve murders quickly so living guests are not
And Lila's number one party tip
 1) Stupid pet tricks
"Reginald, champagne!" -- Lila
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