Top Ten Lists

Special Bonus "One Life To Live" list: Top Ten Things That REALLY Scare Cord

10) Countries with made up names.
 9) Tina with PMS.
 8) Angela's wig.
 7) Cain might figure out he's just faking amnesia to sleep
    with Tina.
 6) Tunnels.
 5) Going to public places with Asa.
 4) Vicki giving advice.
 3) C.J. Doesn't look anything like him.
 2) Tina might figure out he's just trying to avoid paying
    child support.
And the number one thing that REALLY scares Cord:
 1) Puppets (Oooooh! Very scary!)