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Top Ten Indications That Jason May Not Be A Quartermaine

10) Those ears
 9) Just oozes integrity
 8) Only been arrested once
 7) They're not letting him in on the Reginald thing
 6) Good posture
 5) Not personally responsible for any killings
 4) Still says please and thank you to the servants
 3) Hates caviar
 2) Hasn't slept around
And the number one indication that Jason may not be a
Quartermaine:
 1) Traces of alien DNA in his chromosones

"We're all responsible for this mistake." -- Jason Quartermaine???