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The Top Ten Rules For Living Above Kelly's

10) You may be drafted at any time to work behind the
    counter
 9) No waterbeds
 8) Food fights punishable by death
 7) You break it, you bought it
 6) No Quartermaines in the upstairs apartments ever
    again
 5) Ruby has first dibs on all recyclables
 4) Number of rooms dimensionally transcendental
 3) Ruby can make any judgements she likes about your
    personal life and be as rude as she pleases
 2) Quarters had better be the only things bouncing on those
    beds
And the number one rule for living above Kelly's:
 1) Ruby's always right

"When you're living under my roof, you'll follow my rules." -- Ruby