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Top Ten Reasons Jagger Thought Stone Wanted Him To Come To Town

10) Octoberfest
 9) Yet another opening for Police Commissioner
 8) Gina's been arrested
 7) Surprise Party
 6) Robin and Stone are getting married
 5) Stone needs a car loan
 4) Ruby becoming seriously senile, keeps asking for him
 3) Brenda has become involved with a non-actin' hair
    flippin' fool.  Just the sight of him should cure her
 2) Annual spelling bee
And the number one reason Jagger thought Stone wanted him to
come to town:
 1) Stone needs expert advice on counter-wiping

"I guess it's not your cup of tea." -- Jagger