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Mac's Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

10) Finally put away ALL of Eve's clothes
 9) Try to keep Robin's existence firmly in mind
 8) Stop doctoring the books at the Outback
 7) Think up more creative nicknames for Damian
 6) Explain humor to Katherine
 5) Master the new seven speed blender at work
 4) Give Sonny a hug
 3) Find out what Felicia is doing with all those little
    umbrellas
 2) Brush up on vocabularly and challenge Kevin to an
    intellectual conversation
And Mac's number one New Year's Resolution:
 1) No more processed meat spread orgies

"Anybody for some processed meat spread!?" -- Mac