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Top Ten Things For Which PC Residents Blame Damian Smith

10) Dip in ratings for Victoria Bowles show
 9) Not burning down Kelly's
 8) Luring Doctors away from GH to nasty HMOs
 7) Lulu's earaches
 6) City-wide shortage of hair tonic
 5) Poor sales on Miguel Morez CDs
 4) The "Water" Problem
 3) Hiding Audrey's keys
 2) Jason's accident
And the number one thing for which PC Residents blame Damian
Smith:
 1) Poor choice of Presidential Candidates

"Maybe I'll run for political office." -- Damian Smith