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Top Ten Ways A Wal-Mart... er C.S. Emporium Is Better Than A Toxic Incinerator

10) Those trendy spring fashions
 9) Mutations much less frequent
 8) Fewer workers' comp claims
 7) Muzak
 6) Cut rate electronics
 5) Professional Greeters
 4) Lots of Parking
 3) Little smiley face stickers
 2) Killer publicity campaign
And the number one way a Wal-Mart... er... C.S. Emporium
is better than a toxic incinerator:
 1) Refunds (Ha, ha)

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