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Top Ten Things That Put Monica in The Doghouse with Alan
10) Monica still being much smarter than he is 9) A.J. - Alan still not forgetting that damn Rick thing 8) Monica owning the mansion (He gave it to her) 7) Monica being a better surgeon than he'll ever be 6) Monica still appearing sane after being a Quartermaine for 16 to 26 years 5) Monica apparently preferring department store mannequins To Alan 4) Monica saying nice things about HMOs 3) Monica always calling Reginald for next to no reason 2) Monica thinking that having Jax as a shareholder might bring new "life" to ELQ And the number one thing that puts Monica in the Doghouse with Alan: 1) Monica having enough snowballs to bury him"Do you want a divorce?" -- Alan Quartermaine