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Top Ten Things Kevin Has To Look Forward To

10) Plastic cutlery
 9) Larry Poindexter on "Party of Five" and Jeb Brown on
    "Deep Space Nine" (plug, plug)
 8) Reunion with Ryan's hospital guards
 7) Prime-time interview with Veronica Bowles
 6) Insomnia
 5) Conjugal visits from Lucy
 4) Being cut from Felicia's Christmas card list
 3) Career change
 2) Just when things start settling down... Ryan returns
And the number one thing Kevin has to look forward to:
 1) Tom's bill

"Does that mean you're willing to treat me?" -- Kevin