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Top Ten Ways Tracy Could Get Jax In To Bed (As per Request)

10) Leave a trail of Popcorn
 9) Give up those smelly cigars
 8) Offers to help him take over ABC
 7) Get him good and drunk
 6) Wear a black wig and say "duh"
 5) Tell him she needs his advice on the firmness of her
    mattress
 4) Make it a condition of the ELQ takeover
 3) Menage a trois with Lois
 2) Blackmail
And the number one way Tracy could get Jax into Bed
 1) Rape 

"He must have known what a treat it would be for you." -- Tracy