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Top Ten Possible Reasons We Haven't Seen Reginald Lately

10) Vacationing in Barbados 
 9) Infinite Improbability Syndrome
 8) Off on yet another mysterious WSB mission
 7) Trapped in the basement; still trying to escape  
 6) Summer Camp counselor in Canadian retreat.
    Teaching soap-carving to Lily, Damian and
    Ryan (well, Ryan has to use a spoon)
 5) Keeping Dillon away from the priceless antiques
 4) Post-production on that Keanu Reeves movie
 3) Unable to bare the temptation of Tracy's presence
    lying low until she's gone.
 2) Captured by the evil Cassadines; being forced to
    act as their butler and to hide every time someone
    comes to the door
And the number one possible reason we haven't seen Reginald
lately:
 1) Cook

"Politics now, is it?" -- Reginald (where for art thou, Reginald?)