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Top Ten Things That Will Cheer Up Tiffany

10) Jessica's murder gets higher ratings for her station
    than Ryan's trial
 9) Manicurist and Hairdresser will make hospital visits
 8) All-you-can-eat uppers
 7) Offered guest spot on Hee Haw
 6) Sean in a groveling mood; will do anything she asks
 5) Gets fan letter from someone who saw her old porno
    flick.
 4) Lucas becomes a teenager overnight and Bobbie still
    has custody.
 3) Mac and Felicia's puppet show closed down by safety
    inspectors.
 2) Two words: Emmy nomination
And the number one thing that would cheer up Tiffany:
 1) Ryan gets more screen time
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