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Top Ten Signs These Peoples' New Jobs in Port Charles Aren't Working Out.
10) Karen (Stripper) - Crowd yelling "put it back on" 9) Jason (Candy Striper) - Uniform doesn't fit quite right 8) Katherine (Deception Publicist) - Grocery bills still larger than paycheck 7) Lucy (Gestation Host) - People won't take her seriously; keep telling her it's hormones 6) A.J. (Hotel Clerk) - Twelve rooms, twelve vacancies 5) Felicia (Detective) - Hard to keep a low profile when you're constantly in the news. (We suggest Monica's trick with the nose and glasses) 4) Lee Baldwin (Law Partner) - Rhonda keeps hiding his putter 3) Brenda (Deception Model) - Can't suck down milk shakes with Jagger anymore 2) Jon Russell (Ryan's Lawyer) - Babes in Port Charles inexplicably unimpressed And the number one sign this person's new job is not working out: 1) Jessica Holmes (Assistant D.A.) - Office nickname "cadaver".