Top Ten Lists

Top Ten Reasons General Hospital Closed Its Doors:

10) Mass escape by tormented patients
 9) Oktoberfest!
 8) Steve, realllllyyy bad at balancing a check book
 7) Alan caught mid-Sidney imitation
 6) Audrey; having an estate sale
 5) Corn-Dog fight in the cafeteria
 4) Tom as head of the psych department does not exactly inspire
    confidence
 3) Cassadine cousin, Dr. Dorkman is bent on revenge because of
    Monica's rejection and a natural jerk-like nature
 2) Bobbie's bedside manner 
And the number one reason General Hospital closed its doors:
 1) Just can't function without Doc Kevin

"General Hospital can't be closed." -- Bobbie Jones