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Top Ten Reasons Sigmund Is Happy

10) A really bad orange crop this year
 9) Not invited to Brenda and Jax' Weddding
 8) Mommy not home much; lets him fix his own meals
 7) Doesn't have to migrate
 6) Currently negotiating with Disney to play a live version of
    Donald Duck
 5) Ishtar oath-bound not to eat him
 4) Act for next year's nurses ball coming together well
 3) Thanksgiving coming up; time for a Sigmund adventure
 2) As a duck he's not expected to vote in the upcoming Presidential
And the number one reason Sigmund is happy
 1) Daddy is Coming home
"I'd like to have Sigmund declared a hostile witness." -- Lucy
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