Top Ten Reasons Sigmund Is Happy
10) A really bad orange crop this year
9) Not invited to Brenda and Jax' Weddding
8) Mommy not home much; lets him fix his own meals
7) Doesn't have to migrate
6) Currently negotiating with Disney to play a live version of
Donald Duck
5) Ishtar oath-bound not to eat him
4) Act for next year's nurses ball coming together well
3) Thanksgiving coming up; time for a Sigmund adventure
2) As a duck he's not expected to vote in the upcoming Presidential
Election
And the number one reason Sigmund is happy
1) Daddy is Coming home
"I'd like to have Sigmund declared a hostile witness." -- Lucy
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