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Top Ten Things Stefan Has To Be Grateful For

10) The rest of PC may not get his jokes, but Alexis thinks he's funny
 9) Mrs. Lansbury not related to Cook
 8) Only had to eat the one token meal at the Outback
 7) Ferry to Windemere runs every fifteen minutes on the dot
 6) Luke's been drinking the water two years longer than Stefan
 5) One low monthly fee for his on-line service
 4) Laura always ready to give him the benefit of the doubt
 3) Nicholas hasn't seen a James Dean movie yet
 2) Bobbie a sucker for that "kindred souls" line
And the number one thing Stefan has to be grateful for:
 1) Quickie divorces
"She would be even lonelier than I am." -- Stefan
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