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Top Ten Things Sonny Has To Be Grateful For

10) Crime families still think he's funny
 9) Lucy selling him back part of Luke's
 8) Jason's brain-damage
 7) Robin not in town to tell him to lay off Jax and Brenda
 6) Good tailor
 5) ELQ stock rising
 4) Doing so well in the "best-looking" poll
 3) Has no office he has to go to
 2) SIDAR's and their permutations about to be declared illegal
And the number one thing that Sonny has to be grateful for:
 1) Miranda IS up to something

"Maybe she wants her husband back." -- Sonny Corinthos