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Kevin's Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

10) Pay Gail
 9) Help Mac through that difficult period when he loses his job
 8) Switch to watercolors
 7) Remove Felicia from his friends and family calling circle
 6) Help Alexis with her briefs
 5) Re-establish his status as smartest guy in town
 4) Drive the women wild with longer hair
 3) Join a grunge band 
 2) Make Lucy deliriously happy
And Kevin's number one New Year's Resolution
 1) Officially adopt Sigmund

"I don't know how to respond to that." -- Kevin