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Dorman's Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

10) Tempt Lila into infidelity
 9) Steal all those experimental drugs for AIDS patients and sell them
    on the black market
 8) Sue Mercy for hostile working environment
 7) Petition that homeless shelter be removed from his neighborhood
 6) Live up to the name "Pierce"
 5) Hunt endangered species
 4) Park in Alan's parking space. (Ooops, been there; done that!)
 3) Purloin confections from infants
 2) File sexual harrassment charges against himself
And Dorman's number one New Year's Resolution
 1) Take that trip to Canada!

"Dorman, you bambi killer." -- Damian Smith