Top Ten Lists

Alan's Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

10) Give Reginald a raise 
 9) Try very hard not to kill Dorman
 8) Get that thug, Sonny, out of Jason's life 
 7) Don't wince when people say, "Gee, I wish Steve were still in charge."
 6) Say something nice to A.J., once in a blue moon
 5) Remember all of his and Monica's anniversaries
 4) Kill Dorman! Kill!
 3) Learn the Macarena 
 2) Amuse Emily with Sidney the Bear imitations when she's stoned.
And Alan's number one New Year's Resolution
 1) Forget all about corn-dog night in the cafeteria

"That was self-control." -- Alan