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A.J.'s Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

10) New haircut
 9) Try very hard to listen when Keesha speaks to him
 8) Hide glee at Ned's marital problems
 7) Find out why the rest of the City Council are making twice
    what he does
 6) Be very nice to Reginald
 5) Get Dad's attention
 4) Stop spitting spit balls at Mayor during City Council Meetings
 3) Try very hard not to let Keesha speak
 2) Take over ELQ, once and for all
A.J.'s number one New Year's Resolution
 1) Elevate sarcasm to an art-form

"That wasn't funny, A.J." -- Monica