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Top Ten Things On Which Alan and Monica Agree

10) HMOs are a bad thing
 9) Edward has no right to criticize how they raise children
 8) Some days the distance to the hospital is shorter
 7) The house is hers
 6) He gave it to her
 5) Drawing and quartering, and subsequently being burned at the stake,
    too good for Dorman
 4) Safe to tell secrets in lounge when Amy is only a few yards away
 3) Jason is not friendly
 2) Emily is wearing too much eyeliner
And the number one thing on which Monica and Alan agree:
 1) Sex is the best way to settle an argument
"The line forms behind me." -- Alan
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