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Top Ten Reasons Jax Is Better Off Without Brenda

10) No excuse for Ned to just drop in 
 9) Can sharpen conversational skills by using words of more than
    one syllable
 8) Less risk of infectious diseases
 7) Tons more closet space
 5) Opportunity to get rid of that unused breadmaker
 6) Not so much explaining to do
 5) Endless romantic possibilities
 4) Can leave the toilet seat up
 3) No mobsters hanging around
 2) Can watch "The Flinstones" all he wants now 
And number one reason Jax is better off without Brenda
 1) He's gay

"I've been doing a lot of thinking." -- Jax