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Top Ten Advantages To Having Lucy As Your Best Friend

10) She'll eat anything you don't finish
 9) Clairvoyant stock market tips
 8) Lucy's friends fly first class
 7) She never thinks anything you do is weird
 6) Won't hesitate to tell you if you're going out with a jerk
 5) Complimentary Jax Cosmetics
 4) Chance to Ducky-sit Sigmund
 3) Free ticket to the Nurses' Ball, as long as you volunteer to be 
    her dresser
 2) None of those awkward long silences
And the number one advantage to having Lucy as your best friend:
 1) She'll bail you out

"We make a great team." -- Lucy