Top Ten Reasons Stefan fired Kevin
10) Because he didn't go to Arizona and help pick out software
with Bobbie
9) Repeated humming of Que Sera Sera
8) Whenever Stefan started with one of his boring lectures Kevin
would get that slightly psycho look in his eyes
7) Unscheduled trips to England and France
6) Kevin unable to stop chuckling whenever Stefan said "alas"
5) Juggling the faberge eggs
4) Kevin insisted on calling the ferry to spoon island "that little
rowboat"
3) Stefan allergic to ducks
2) Mrs. Lansbury tired of fighting the attraction
And the number one reason Stefan fired Kevin:
1) Internet bills went sky-high
"You can't fire me I quit! " -- Hermie the Elf
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