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Top Ten Reasons Ned and Alexis Will Make a Good Couple

10) Matching stretch limos
 9) He can teach her to play tennis
 8) They can swap grisly stories of boarding school traumas
 7) A mutual interest in leather goods
 6) She could save him a fortune in legal fees
 5) Honesty not an issue (there won't be any)
 4) She can show him how to fill up ice cube trays
 3) He's rich.  She's rich.  It's fate.
 2) Extreme shortage of mates in their age group 
And the number one reason Ned and Alexis will make a good couple:
 1) Alexis is accustomed to sharks
"He said there were sharks in the water." -- Alexis Davis
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