Top Ten Things Alexis Should Know About Ned
10) Still thinks about Monica and haystacks fondly
9) Changes wives once every five years
8) Mother is a holy terror
7) His word of honor isn't worth the paper it isn't written on
6) Sometimes breaks into "Seventh Son" while making love
5) Favorite Disney movie: Pocahantos
4) Has already been a part of a supercouple. Lightning seldom strikes
twice
3) If she married him she might one day be Lady Ashton
2) Wants to be just like Edward
And the number one thing Alexis should know about Ned:
1) No conscience
"All we have to do is wait." -- Ned
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