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Top Ten Things Alan Has Learned In The Last Twenty Years

10) There's a reason for building codes
 9) Don't hide the body on the property
 8) How to line dance
 7) Giving to Charity can be quite rewarding
 6) What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander
 5) Bobbie about as exciting as an endocrinologist
 4) Marriage to Lucy Coe is very stressful
 3) Parenting skills not inborn
 2) Pizza is the perfect food
And the number one thing Alan has learned in the last twenty years
 1) Monica is the only woman willing to put up with him permanently

"I haven't tried to kill you in fifteen years." -- Alan