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Top Ten Things Overheard At The GH Fan Club Luncheon

10) Dozens of cameras simultaneously rewinding
 9) "Ingo, Aaaaahhhh!"
 8) "I own Tony Geary's pants"
 7) "Maurice, Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhaaahh!"
 6) "Jackie Zeman is a Goddess" (w/Australian accent)
 5) "Remain in your seats"
 4) "Is this the line?"
 3) "I think it's supposed to be Lasagna"
 2) "We don't get Port Charles"
And the number one thing overheard at the GH Luncheon:
 1) "Why isn't Simone here?"