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Top Ten Signs Alan's On Drugs

10) One brown sock, one black
 9) Hasn't had an affair in years
 8) Beginning to find Stefan amusing
 7) Mood Swing every time he gets out of the Elevator
 6) Sidney The Bear now presiding at Board Meetings
 5) Searching Emily's room for leftovers
 4) Has instructed Reginald to double his twinkie servings
 3) Sometimes sees Brenda Barrett when he looks in the mirror.
 2) Beginning to see the advantages to having a crime-lord son
And the number one sign Alan is on drugs
 1) Copies of High Times in his waiting room

"What's that supposed to mean?" -- Dr. Alan Quartermaine