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Jagger's Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

10) Learn entire alphabet
 9) Find out how Ruby makes toast
 8) Launch movie career under guise of going to police
    academy
 7) Tell Brenda how sorry he is for whatever it is he did
 6) Get every episode of "Barney The Dinosaur" on tape
 5) Don't kill anybody this year (even A.J.)
 4) Tell Karen how sorry he is for whatever it is he did
 3) Try to work his whole shift at Kelly's
 2) Get tips from Sean on which end of the gun to hold
And Jagger's number one New Year's Resolution
 1) Save the Rain Forests

"It doesn't take a genius to figure it out." Jagger