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Ryan's Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

10) Query publishers about new autobiography
 9) Find out how to achieve depth effect with finger paints
 8) Stop tormenting Doctors with difficult word scrambles
 7) Tell Felicia how sorry he is for whatever it is he did
 6) Get every episode of "Twin Peaks" on tape
 5) Don't kill anybody this year (even Mac or Felicia or
    Sean or....)
 4) Look up "obsession" in the dictionary
 3) Try to stop making all those silly false confessions
 2) Get tips from Kevin on how to make a good first
And Ryan's number one New Year's resolution
 1) Finish play-dough sculpture of rose-covered cottage for
"Isn't she dangerous?" Ryan
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