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Top Ten Reasons Ryan's Twin Won't Enjoy His Stay in Port Charles:

10) New special at Kelly's, "Road-Kill Squid".
 9) Quartermaine Cable Co. provides fuzzy reception.
 8) Jenny Eckert might want to decorate his new
    apartment. Could get ugly.
 7) Police Commissioner just can't get over that little
    up-scuddle about the serial killings.
 6) Might have to go on a date with Amy. Could get
    ugly.
 5) Bill Eckert about to go on psycho-killing spree.
    Anyone could get hurt.
 4) Julia in bad mood.  PC Hotel rates have soared.
 3) Potential love interest Felicia has taken up boxing,
    and is looking into Archery Lessons.  Could get ugly.
 2) Mac Scorpio too dumb to tell the difference between
    Ryan and his twin.  Might grab his lapels.
And the number one reason Ryan's Twin Won't Enjoy His Stay
in  Port Charles: 
 1) Has to keep up ratings all by himself.