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Top Ten Possible Reasons Bill is Acting Like a Total Jerk.

10) Contaminated San Sebastian wine Paloma served.
 9) Replaced by pod person
 8) Secretly desires sex-change operation.
 7) Knows everyone's just waiting for Luke.
 6) Sly slipping small amounts of arsenic into his
    morning coffee.
 5) Lighthouse too high; brain deprived of oxygen.
 4) Mom always liked Jenny best.
 3) Mad scientist has implanted brain control device.
 2) Worships Joey Buttafucco.
And the number one reason Bill is Acting Like a
Total Jerk:
 1) He is one.
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