Top Ten Lists

Top Ten Things Jagger Worries About:

10) Are socks the same color?
 9) Cost of elocution lessons.
 8) Boxing gloves; which one's right, which one's left?
 7) When will PCU offer a course in  Zen car repair?
 6) Karen's sweater; why does she wear it like that?
 5) Does vaseline cause cancer?
 4) Rent coincidentally the same as paycheck.
 3) Now that Felicia's joined the gym, could I take her?
 2) Sexual harrassment from female customers.
And the number one thing Jagger worries about:
 1) Global Warming.