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Top Ten Things Jagger Worries About:
10) Are socks the same color? 9) Cost of elocution lessons. 8) Boxing gloves; which one's right, which one's left? 7) When will PCU offer a course in Zen car repair? 6) Karen's sweater; why does she wear it like that? 5) Does vaseline cause cancer? 4) Rent coincidentally the same as paycheck. 3) Now that Felicia's joined the gym, could I take her? 2) Sexual harrassment from female customers. And the number one thing Jagger worries about: 1) Global Warming.