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Top Ten Reasons We Think Marco Is Really Cool

10) Short people are naturally cool
 9) Knows Jagger has ambitions to be a Rhodes scholar;
    stopped bugging him about the boxing
 8) Very calm under pressure; Didn't strangle Felicia
 7) Talks more quickly than the human ear is capable of
    hearing
 6) Can leap from one soap opera to the other without
    compromising the reality of either
 5) Two words: speaks Russian
 4) He's a twin
 3) Somehow quadruples comic possibilities with Sonny and
    Luke
 2) Not afraid of ad-libbing
And the number one reason we think Marco is really cool:
 1) He only works when he wants to

"Can I discriminate against airheads?" Marco