Top Ten Reasons Garcia Keeps Getting Promoted
10) Handled that Jagger case so well (managed not to find
Mike)
9) Doesn't let anyone in the Evidence room unless he's
throughly checked their i.d. (or she's really pretty)
8) Knows all the words to the Car 54 theme
7) Can operate the police radio and drive a car at the same
time
6) Keeps his badge nice and shiny
5) Doesn't laugh when Sean proposes theories
4) Token ethnic officer, on primarily WASP male police
force
3) Does killer imitation of ex-mayor Luke Spencer
2) Can recite all of the Three Stooges dialogue by heart
And the number one reason Garcia keeps getting promoted
1) Never hits on Tiffany
"Yeah, Boss, I'll get right on it. " Garcia
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