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Top Ten Parallels between Gilligan's Island and Port Charles

10) Gilligan -- Felicia Jones
    "If I can't spell it, I can't look it up"
 9) The Skipper (Jonas Grumby) -- Sean Donely
    "I'm at a loss as to where to go from now on."
 8) The Millionaire (Thurston Howell III) -- Edward
    Quartermaine  "I intend to make them pay through the
    nose for their arrogance"
 7) And his wife (Lovie) -- Lila Quartermaine
    "My sympathy's with the players, since they got rid of
    those baggy uniforms."
 6) The Movie Star (Ginger Grant) -- Tiffany Hill
    "Let's talk about your stellar performance."
 5) The Professor (Prof. Roy Hinkle) -- Dr. Kevin Collins
    "Personally I've never believed for a minute that
    patients, or their families, should ever entrust their
    Doctors with blind faith."
 4) And Mary Ann -- Karen Wexler (in a 90's kind of way)
    "We're not moving to the moon" (We'd settle for
    stranding them on an uncharted desert isle)
 3) Gilligan's Island -- Port Charles (Home of the plucky
    PCU Upchuckers and Toxic Waste capitol of the world)
 2) Bonanza -- Days of Our Lives
And the number one parallel between Gilligan's Island and
Port Charles:
 1) Where do they get all those clothes?
 
"G-I-Double L-I-G-A-N spells Gilligan!" -- Entire Cast --
Gilligan's Island