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Top Ten Ways Sonny Can Get Brenda To Pay Attention To Him

10) Get shot again (it worked pretty well the first time)
 9) Remind her A.J. is available
 8) Talk about automotives
 7) Leave erotic answering machine messages for her
 6) Buy her a new turtle
 5) Steal Sean's car from home and leave it in front of
    Police Station
 4) Reopen Paradise Lounge; rename it Brenda's
 3) Introduce her to PC's former mayor
 2) Tell her he has six months to live
And the number one way Sonny can get Brenda to pay attention
to him:
 1) Wear blue
 
"There's steam coming out of your ears." Brenda