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Top Ten Things Ned Discusses With His Imaginary Two-Foot Woodchuck
10) Missing his house; hasn't seen it since Jenny left him even though he's still living there 9) Stock Market; Woodchuck gives great tips 8) Daytime Emmys; Ned devastated that Lucci wasn't even nominated 7) Monica; pretty sure she'll like the CD cover 6) Edward; can he have the old one back... please! 5) The Properties of Time; Ned could swear that A.J. used to be twelve not five years younger than him 4) The New York Yankees 3) Katherine; keeps having bad flashbacks to that ski trip. Chocolate Mousse now gives him the willies 2) Brenda; Can't fool her, she's not a Quartermaine And the number one thing that Ned discusses with his imaginary two foot Woodchuck 1) Lois; even the woodchuck thinks he's a jerk for the way he's treated her "Lois must hate me." Ned\Eddie