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Top Ten Nurses Ball/Aids Benefit Talent Show Awards:
10) The Will Shakespeare Award - For Most Unexpected Ability To Act - Goes to Stone Cates for his rendition of Romeo. (Anyone else get the impression that Sutton is much more accustomed to stage than to television?) 9) The Madonna on Letterman Award - For Most Churlish And Uncharitable Behavior - Goes to Amy Vining for not helping out when she should and generally being a snot to Lucy (our hero!) 8) The Betty Grable Award - For "Best Gams" - Goes to Audrey Hardy, hands down. (I'm insanely jealous that she looks that good at nearly twice my age) 7) The J. Edgar Hoover Award - For Most Discrimanatory Police Officer - Goes to Sean Donely, who only wants to arrest people he doesn't like 6) The Ronald Colman Award - For Best Tux - Goes to Sonny Corinthos. Nice understated elegance and the anticipation made it seem that much better 5) The Renaissance Man Award - For Most Positive Accomplishments - Goes to Jason Quartermaine, who handled the sound and lighting, participated in a comedy routine, covered for the deplorably unhelpful Amy, had serious quality time with Keesha, and got his father out of the closet 4) The Unknown Comic Award - For Least Funny Comedy Routine - Goes to Mac Scorpio for his unamusing diatribe against teens and shrinks. Much more amusing was the lead in with Mac being confused by everyone telling him he was naturally funny. A.J. and Jason's comedy routine came in a close second 3) The Kalmar & Ruby Award - For Performing The Most Insidiously Haunting Tune - Goes to Dr. Kevin Collins, Dr. Simone Hardy, and Dr. Monica Quartermaine, for "We Do Everything Alike" 2) The Slack-Off Award - For Most Undeserved Credit - Goes to Bobbie Jones, who was credited with organizing the Ball, but never seemed to do anything but make time with Damien And the number one Talent Show Award: 1) The Clark Kent Award - For Most Amazing Quick Change Act - Goes to Lucy Coe and her wondrous wardrobe "It was memorable." -- Jason Quartermaine