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Top Ten Things Overheard at Jon's Target Grand Opening

10) He's on a soap opera; General Hospital
 9) Is that the line?
 8) Are there anymore Lion King lunch boxes left?
 7) He used to be Ryan, the guy who was trying to kill
    Felicia who was married to Frisco, the one who plays
    golf now, but now he's his twin, who's going out with
    Lucy, who used to be married to Alan and Tony, but not
    at the same time, only Tony married Bobbie who's
    cheating with Damian.  And she had Scotty and Dom's baby
    and named her Purina.... No, Lucy, the one who's going
    out with HIM
 6) Please, we have to keep the aisle clear
 5) Who was that? (Uusally spoken by a small child,
    clutching autographed picture)
 4) He's got gorgeous eyes
 3) Where's Barbie?
 2) Is it getting warm in here, or is it just me?
And the number one thing overheard at Jon Lindstrom's Target
Grand Opening:
 1) He's even better looking in person than he is on
    Television