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Top Ten Jobs That Damian Could Get Now That He's Broke
10) Waiting tables at Kelly's (Luke should have thought about that. Now there's vengeance) 9) Deception model for the mens line (Come on Lucy, be big about it. He's the perfect symbol for the company) 8) Could run errands for Sonny (Stone seems to be paying less attention to his job lately) 7) Computer consultant (Let's get PC on the information superhighway) 6) Join the PC Police Department. (Why not? Sean's an ex-con, Jagger robbed Kelly's, at least Damian's never been convicted of anything.) 5) McDonald's Fry Cook (Ah, can you see him in the little hat?) 4) He could run for city councilman 3) Takes out another loan, buys the property Edward and his gang have to dump in the Charles Street Neighborhood because Ned's decided to build the incinerator in a cow pasture. Damian becomes one hell of slum lord 2) Lucky hires Damian to sell worm garbage disposals And the number one job Damian could get now that he's broke: 1) Handing out towels at the YMCA gym (Yes, Damian, Keeper of the Towels)"Go away, Bobbie." -- Damian Smith