Top Ten Lists

Top Ten Reasons We Miss Laura

10) She's distracting Number One from his Starfleet
    duties
 9) Lucky, THIS close to getting a tattoo
 8) Nobody giving Foster his daily vitamin supplements
 7) Luke changing bedroom decor to 70's kitsch
 6) Worm farm getting out of hand
 5) Household accounts in disarray
 4) Mae-Mae tells much more depressing stories to Luke
 3) Felicia lost, now that Laura; her sponsor in "Blondes
    Anonymous" is out of town
 2) No one to protect Sly from Luke's "advice"
And the number one reason we miss Laura
 1) That much more screentime for Miguel

"She left me once...no, twice." Miguel Morez